What is the story?

8Nov2008 Filed under: Captions & Poems Author: Attu

7 Responses to “What is the story?”

lol
November 9th, 2008 at 01:04

im on my protective fire suit
wtf
November 9th, 2008 at 03:24

internationally famous dutch webmaster attu finally got fed up with his next-door neighbors’ constant loud all-night parties (mainly because they never invited him) and decided to burn them out.

here he is pictured immediately after his act of arson, wearing his usual weekend attire, heading back home to enjoy the loving embrace of his 400-lb pet orangutan, with whom he shares a bed/hot-tub.

neither attu nor his now-homeless neighbors were available for comment.
mort
November 9th, 2008 at 05:10

Last man standing after an all night riot.

DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS GUY!
paul from sheringham
November 9th, 2008 at 08:58

now just bang my ruby slippers together. and say no place like home
mig
November 10th, 2008 at 00:48

When the pornografic film “Nailin’ Paylin” was being filmed something went terribly wrong because the actor playing the role of the presidential candidate, John MC Cain, totally identified with him, suffered a flashback , sending his mind to the Vietnam war, when he weared the pilot helmet, identical to the one that Mc Cain weared when he was shoot down, and smelling the kerosene that was been used for a custodian while burning weeds.
After this, stunned ,walked out of the studio with his combat tanga murmuring:
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smelled like… victory”
The porn actor, wearing a pair of shining clogs to get higher to and have a better sexual performance for his sexual scenes ,carried a log to crush as many “Charlies” as he could find in his way.
The secuence of the unexpected flasback will be included in the porn film to increase the realism.
mig
November 10th, 2008 at 00:53

more info about the photos
http://mas00.lne.es/galeria/galeria.php?foto=1351
yomismo
November 10th, 2008 at 01:04

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