GM knows it needs an economical, mass-market, mass-appeal small car — badly. Yes, it has the Aveo, but it’s underwhelming in all respects, and sure, it’s currently pimping the Cobalt XFE, but that car’s about as exciting as an episode of Antiques Roadshow. Corsa? Not engineering the current one to be U.S.-compliant probably wasn’t the greatest idea. The answer? MarketWatch says The General has summoned its inner Janet and cried, “Gimmie a Beat!” GM has yet to make a formal announcement, but word is, the Chevy Beat is indeed coming to the U.S. market.