The Apple fan-boys have been all over recent spottings of Steve Jobs’ parked Mercedes AMG SL 55 with no license plate. While we’re more interested in how he’s able to park in handicap parking spots, the fan-boy focus has been on the barcode in the empty spot where the license plate should be, and rumors that it’s a super-secret-special license on his plate for him alone on his Mercedes. Obviously this is just the fervent wet dreams of starry-eyed Steve cultists attempting to imbue their leader with magical law enforcement-exempting powers. It’s also completely wrong.