United Airlines broke this guy’s guitar and he wrote a funny song about it. Want to hear it? Here it goes…

Flights out of JFK International Airport were delayed for 35 minutes after a group of turtles mosied on to the runway, July 8, 2009. 78 diamondback terrapin turtles wandered on to the runway at JFK International Airport and had to be removed before flights could resume.
Diamondback turtles weigh 2-3 pounds and removing them from [...]

Kylie Minogue had breast cancer and now she’s not wearing pants. It’s on some Madonna and Lady Gaga kick that’s far less disgusting, because unlike Madonna and Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue is worth fucking, even now, years after her peak and years after her breast cancer, that may or may not have left her breastless, [...]

(Nemesea, july 3, P3, Purmerend. Photo: Awarnarch)

When your band is called Kinky, you better make sure your videos are spicy as hell. We all know sex sells, so why not get a bunch of girls to dance around wearing absolutely nothing? But you do want your songs to be shown on mainstream tv channels, therefore you add something arty to the [...]

Celine Dion. You love her or you hate her. I have to admit I am part of the second group of people. Could never stand her at all. Until I saw this promotional clip explaining why Celine is the best Canada has to offer. And the air guitar part is the part that did it [...]

Over the weekend, approximately 190,000 people made their way to Worthy Farm in western England to attend the 2009 Glastonbury Festival. Attendees came to see performances at what is billed as “Europe’s largest open-air music festival” on many stages over four days – headliners included Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, and a reunited Blur. Rainy weather [...]

The Queen of Fug strikes again! This time she’s wearing “hip-baring cutouts” with wadded-up granny panties underneath. There’s no need to point Fergie, we see them.

Life is awesome when you’re completely insane. You have more fun talking to yourself and when you get down to it, the conversations you have with yourself are way better than most coversations you have with other people. The only downside is that you sometimes end up in a mental institution, but apparently they’re really [...]

(The Routines, june 25, Luxor Live, Arnhem. Photo: Dennis)

There are things you didn’t know about Michael Jackson and his white glove….

Hello. This is a new segment we like to call “Cover Me Badd.” Consider it your source for really, really bad cover versions. Our first showcase goes to two Slumdog Millionaire headbangers covering the classic Metallica hit “For Whom the Curry Bell Tolls”. Please do yourself a favor and wait for the vocals to kick [...]

Because you don’t need talent to write music.

If there’s one thing we like better than a good band, it’s a really funny fake band. From metal to rap to folk, we’ve seen them all.
What good is music if it can’t laugh at itself? And if it can’t laugh at itself, someone else has to. In honor of this tradition, and the new [...]

(AC/DC, june 23, Arena, Amsterdam. Photo: Danny)

If there’s one thing I do admire, it’s the rap battle.  That to me is the ultimate test of skill.  You have to be right on target and incredibly witty at the moment of truth.  You don’t get recording time or any time for that matter.  Check out these rap battles.

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(Slipknot, June 20, Sonisphere, Goffertpark, Nijmegen. Photo: Tim van Veen)

(Gabriella Cilmi, June 20, Oosterpoort, Groningen. Photo: Klaas)

(Metallica, june 20, Sonisphere, Goffertpark, Nijmegen. Photo: Tim van Veen)

For some reason a few weeks ago there was this ongoing debate on Reddit about which Robot-Inspired video on Youtube was the best one.  Well here is someone else’s take on it.

You know the guitars Eddie van Halen likes to play on? You know the color scheme? Eddie says it his trademark and now he wants money from Nike because they stole his design and put it on a sneaker. Eddie claims his Frankenstein guitar is his and no other people or companies should be making [...]

Much like a person’s DVD collection, a person’s iPod is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough put together this definitive list of songs no dude should have on their iPod. You know, because sometimes people need guidance in not sucking.
If any of the following are currently on [...]