R.I.P. Dom DeLuise

5May2009 Filed under: Celebrity Author: Attu

I just heard this now, because I don’t have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, but I do sometimes get lucky enough to have my finger inside pop culture, and by pop culture I mean unsuspecting college girls who had a little too much too drink and happen to fall asleep while I am on the couch next time them, and by sometimes, I mean never.

But Dom DeLuise died in his sleep at 6 pm. He was 75. He had a good life. He was fat. He probably would have lived another 10 years if he ate a little less, exercised a little more, advice I don’t give my wife, because she’s seen her prime and I feel it’s time for her to say goodbye to this mean world.

2 Responses to “R.I.P. Dom DeLuise”

scopedope
May 6th, 2009 at 03:24

hey attu, be careful dude…your wife may be past her prime but you piss her off and she will chew your heart out while your sleeping and shit in the cavity….and that would be a shame..i would miss your posts…incidentally my wife can be mean as a striped snake, so i tend not to piss her off unless i really need amusement and im well rested
wtf
May 6th, 2009 at 08:38

scopedope, attu didn’t write that text. when he post links to another site, he also often nicks a paragraph or two from the article/feature to which he’s linking. it can get confusing, because it’s sometimes hard to tell whose words you’re reading. but it’s probably much less confusing than having every post filled with what passes for english around here.

and i don’t think attu even has a wife, does he? or does yaikz count? do dutch people even bother getting married anymore, or does everyone just live in sin while smoking hash and clomping around in wooden shoes, sniffing tulips and plugging dikes?

also: what the fuck? what happened to the formatting? why is all the text centered? i hope that’s not on purpose, because it looks like feces!