What would you miss most in prison?

14Sep2009 Filed under: advertising, food, fun, wtf Author: Attu

When away in prison there are a lot things you can’t enjoy. Interwebs connection, sex with people you choose, your favorite food. The list goes on and on and that is what spending time in jail is all about. But what would you miss most?

8 Responses to “What would you miss most in prison?”

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September 14th, 2009 at 23:09

[...] What would you miss most in prison? [...]
71556921
September 15th, 2009 at 01:20

The lack of forced anal sex
puffanutta
September 15th, 2009 at 02:20

@71556921: I think you mean the lack of UN-forced anal sex…if you’d miss the forced stuff then grab a gun and start shooting…
Namenlos
September 15th, 2009 at 05:27

He said he would miss the *lack* of it. That means *if* he were in prison, he would miss *not* being ass-raped. Because in prison people get ass-raped, and he’s saying he wouldn’t like that. Because he likes *not* being ass-raped now, outside of prison.

Get it, dumbshit?
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September 15th, 2009 at 11:32

[...] What would you miss most in prison? [...]
Omighty Obama
September 15th, 2009 at 12:18

Damned stimulus checks wont find me outside of prison. Hafta actually get out da house now to vote.
C
September 16th, 2009 at 02:42

I’d miss banging ignorant posters Moms and girlfriends. But not their wives. Ignorant posters would have ugly ass wives that I’d not touch with my magnificent wangage.
Namenlos
September 16th, 2009 at 07:37

“C” is for “cunt.”