This is a serious question that will probably generate some great answers. But this is it: why wait?

So Kristen Bell and her pasty fucking body getting sunscreen sprayed on is obviously scared of the sun, when she should really be scared of letting Dax Sheppard inside her, because I hear once you go Dax you never go back because no self respecting man would sleep with his sloppy seconds because no one has low enough self esteem and no girl is hot enough to justify banging someone who has banged him, not even Kristen Bell.

Isn’t it a shame that only one of these girls has the guts to go topless on the beach?
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Don’t we all love a decent knockout punch? Especially if delivered by a nice girl?

This is an actual obituary written by one of the deceased woman’s children–Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby. Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.

Hotel Receptionist messes with old crazy dude

What constitutes a badass performance? Complete immersion into the role of the character? Sure. Perfect delivery of the dialogue handed to you? No question. The answer “Pretty much anything Robert De Niro and Al Pacino do” also would be acceptable.

These two pop culture icons have left us with some of the greatest one-liners ever, and are the Jordan and Pippen of film, destined to be paired up, as evidenced by the fact that both went to the same performing arts school. But to argue who is better of the two is a matter of taste. Pacino fans will claim that there is no more intense personality on-screen, an actor you truly can’t take your eyes off of. De Niro lovers will point to his versatility, which is on display in films like Meet the Parents and Casino. You can’t go wrong choosing either one.

So, in honor of their third on-screen pairing, Righteous Kill, FSR is proud to offer up ten badass roles from two men who wrote the book on being badass.

Last Sunday the city of Rotterdam transformed into a racing circuit. It’s always impressive to see racing cars this close. This was Bavaria City Racing 2008.

And this is the Dark Knight. The kids version…
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Sofia Vergara got married on the age of 18, gave birth to a son on the age of 19 and is still a hot popular model in Columbia. She’s now 36 and hosts several Columbian tv-shows.

This is the story of the dude who collected every type of Euro coin out there (1 cent, 2 cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, 20 cent, 50 cent, 1 euro and 2 euro) and his special place where he hides them: up his nose, all of them!

If you invited a friend over for a an afternoon of kick-ass sports, is it a good idea to bring up human skateboarding?

This is Abbey Brooks and she will not disappoint you

The June leak of nine allegedly “mastered, finished” tracks from Guns N’ Roses’ long-delayed “Chinese Democracy” spurred a renewed round of speculation about whether the Axl Rose-led band will finally release the 14-years-in-the-making album.

But some concrete signs are finally emerging that the album’s release could be imminent. That’s because, according to sources, negotiations are under way for “Chinese Democracy” to come out as an exclusive at one of the big-box retailers — either Wal-Mart or Best Buy.

Negotiations are also ongoing for conventional record company distribution, another source said.

China, that’s what. Artist Qin Yufen has just unveiled Beijing 008 with the help of Aston Martin chieftains Ulrich Bez and Kenny Chen. The art installation brings together a ginormous tape measure, a quote about disorder, a statuary tribute to Stephen Hawking that hangs from the ceiling, and a V8 Vantage in a way that ambiguously represents the mystery held by the 21st century. That is, according to artist Yufen. We think the fuzzy meaning will make the work more accessible to the public at large, as any statements made by Yufen’s work is deliberately soft-spoken and open to interpretation. It is a wine-and-cheese set kind of way to commemorate the opening of an Aston Martin dealership in China, too.

The Umbuster is an Umbrella with an ergonomically positioned knuckle duster handle configuration.

Presented in handle options of treated aluminiums and wood qualities, with canopy colour combinations to suit, the Umbuster will be available October this year here on Birkiland.

That’s the Nike (Burger) Air Max 90 by Olle Hemmendorff, a Swedish illustrator/designer who was commissioned by Nike (along with 7 other artists) to “interpret” their sneakers. Olle decided to make one out of … hamburger!

Her are some candids of Mariah Carey in Capri where she is about to take part in some kind of water sport but accidentally gives us some Mariah Carey nipslip action and loads of side boobage!

There’s a fair chance you have never heard of the name Isla Fisher. The chances are bigger you have hear the name Sasha Baron Cohen. There’s no way you have never heard the name Borat. Yes Borat is Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher is Sasha Baron Cohen’s wife and her she is having fun on the beaches of Hawaii…
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Stupid idiots trying to cross the railroad tracks when the train is getting nearer. Will they make it or not?

An official in the Indian state of Bihar has come up with a new idea to encourage low caste poor people to cope with food shortages - rat meat.

The Principal Secretary of the state’s Welfare Department, Vijay Prakash, said that he was advancing his proposal after “much survey and ground work”.

Bihar’s extremely poor Musahar community are rat-eaters by tradition.

The Musahar are on the bottom strata of the caste system with the lowest literacy rate and per capita income.

Here’s the new Body of Lies movie trailer, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe. I’m not that big a fan of DiCaprio (although I’m a huge fan of his girlfriend), but I consider Russell Crowe one of the best actors today (probably in the top 3) and he tends to do his best work with director Ridley Scott so this is a given for me. Body of Lies hits theatres this October 10.

The Stripper is an very very nice videomix by Adam Deeves. Retro girls, modern music, brilliant editing. Harmless late night entertainment.

You could easily get scared if this girl tells you she wants to deep-throat you.

Can you fly higher? You probably don’t even have the guts to do this…