According to my calculations we’re only about 20 years away from living a life just like Star Wars. Lightsaber technology already exists but the goverment is going to release it slowly like HDTV’s. And I know you don’t believe that there could actually be a Death Star but it already exists just outside of Jupiter. I know this is all catching you off guard, but you won’t worry about it because once you party with Chewbacca’s siblings Munchbacca and Bitebacca you’ll be happier then you ever thought you could be.