New Apple Laptop With No Keyboard

7Jan2009 Filed under: gadgets Author: Attu

Steve Jobs wasn’t supposed to make an appearance at the Macworld Expo this week, but for one simple reason he couldn’t resist addressing the audience. That was talking about the newest thing coming from Apple: the laptop without a keyboard…

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

25 Responses to “New Apple Laptop With No Keyboard”

Biff
January 7th, 2009 at 00:59

dumb
Anonymous
January 7th, 2009 at 01:46

REAL DUMB!
NEARLY 3000 EURO FOR 8GB?
fee
January 7th, 2009 at 01:48

wow and nearly 20 mins of battery life.
Its a must get!
wtf
January 7th, 2009 at 02:48

LOL@ apple and their ridiculous prices (for gimmicky shit) and their AIDS-ridden CEO!
tony
January 7th, 2009 at 03:27

It is a joke from the Onion News Network.
Cozmo
January 7th, 2009 at 05:34

I can’t believe how many people have taken this serious.
Kaveh
January 7th, 2009 at 05:46

they onion is always funny, to bad Steve Jobs has aids and will be dead soon
jake the MF snake
January 7th, 2009 at 08:45

@ tony: SPOILER!
tg13
January 7th, 2009 at 18:22

I Have A pRtOtYpe MAc WEHEEL. & i Lv iT.
tg13
January 7th, 2009 at 18:25

The Aardvark asked for a dagger.
carbon
January 7th, 2009 at 23:30

what a crock of shit,
writing an email will take god knows how long compared to a keyboard.
APPLE U DUMB ASSES !!!
Martin
January 7th, 2009 at 23:30

Jesus Christ… I am also impressed over how many people that never heard of the onion… ITS A JOKE DUMBASSES!!!
Attu
January 7th, 2009 at 23:56

Is it okay for me to giggle about some of the comments, let alone laugh out loud?
Anonymous
January 8th, 2009 at 03:31

That was brilliant!
Rachel
January 8th, 2009 at 12:26

WOWWWWWWW THIS COME TO ISRAEL?
Joe
January 8th, 2009 at 16:04

@Rachel – you’re a discgrace!
israeli
January 9th, 2009 at 09:54

a real discgrace…
ישראל
January 10th, 2009 at 18:02

זה הדבר הכי טיפשי שראיתי בחיים שלי אבל שיהיה להם בהצלחה עם המחשב הזה
Anonymous
January 11th, 2009 at 11:31

לא נעים להגיד אבל בשני מילים פשוטות
פיגור שיכלי
הדבר הזה לעולם לא יתפוס
aha
January 11th, 2009 at 14:26

que?
Nick
January 12th, 2009 at 03:14

WOW!!!! What’s wrong with me, I think 20 min. of battery life… less Gigs for a high price is as Tony The Tiger would say… “It’s GreAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pfffffffffffffff
Colin
January 23rd, 2009 at 06:17

I cant believe how stupid Yanks are…. this is all a JOKE.
Igniziddini
June 12th, 2009 at 00:29

Wassup???

I’ve been passive on this forum for a while now, so here goes my first post! a great site I’ve found for Wallpapers etc. is Esnips.com I’ve found everything on my list…

let me know what you think!, Hope this helps

I’m Out
C
June 12th, 2009 at 03:20

It’s from the Onion. The Onion is a comedy site based out of Wisconsin. If you see Onion News Network it’s not real. It’s a joke. If you think it’s real, you are a complete and epic fail. (Granted they have fooled major media companies before with their “fake” stories.)
Dmitry
September 23rd, 2009 at 00:28

I believe you have to use both hands to do PageUp and PageDn on their laptops. This one probably comes with pedals so you can do all the typing and navigating with your feet. Another ingenious Apple design.