Ah, Papercraft. A hobby that involves two of my favorite pastimes: cutting things, and glue. Did I mention I huff glue? I huff glue. Did I mention I huff glue? Freaking love that stuff. Anyway, this is a Papercraft Tumbler. It looks complicated and I could never make it. Not in a hundred years. I could cut the tip of a finger off though. Or, if the price is right, a toe. “You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon…with nail polish.” While I have no Papercraft skills, my roommate has been up for two days straight working on this thing. I just peeked in his room and he’s passed out on a pile of dirty clothes with one ball hanging out the fly of his boxers. But the car looks finished. So while he’s sleeping I’m gonna tape a couple fireworks to the back and shoot it down the street. more?