The Venice Film Festival opened Wednesday night with the premiere of the Coen brothers’ dark comedy “Burn After Reading,” giving a flash of Hollywood glamour to a festival lineup with a definite art house feel.

The 21 films competing for the coveted Golden Lion at the festival, which runs through Sept. 6, will provide a snapshot of world cinema, with entries from Ethiopia, Turkey, Algeria and a Brazilian-Chinese production.

While the lineup gives the impression of being light on celebrity-driven Hollywood fare — due both to the impact of last year’s writers’ strike and a late selection process for Cannes’ springtime festival — festival director Marco Mueller said U.S. films are well represented.

It’s a sad week for ’90s porn: O.G. Vivid girl Janine Lindemulder has pleaded guilty to failure to pay taxes, and faces up to $100,000 fine and a year in the bing.

Our new slogan is obvious. But Janine wouldn’t be the first adult actress to find herself behind bars—take a walk down mammary lane with us, won’t you?

The Jim Henson-created characters may be on their way back thanks to a new Disney Film.

In the movie, written by Forgetting Sarah Marshall star and writer Jason Segel, the Muppets reunite to save their studio with one last variety show.

Should the film go well, it opens up the possibility of a television programme, also written by 28-year-old Segel.

A source said: “Jason is a massive Muppets fan and is seen as the man to finally bring The Muppet Show back to TV.

I am sure I am not the only person who has masturbated to Madonna in their lifetime. Whether it was the movie Truth or Dare or her Sex book, she was always a driving force in being a naughty little girl. Unfortunately, like all naught little girls, they grow up and now she’s 50, on tour and trying to hold onto the fact that we all jerked off to her at one point in our lives, without realizing that her vagina has expired. She is pretty fit for an old lady but still an old lady and I, along with the front row at her concert are happy her underwear bottoms and fishnet outfit she’s wearing are tight enough to keep her shit in place.

I have been waiting for this moment for years. I am comfortably sitting on the barge. Under my fins, which are already in the water, the sea is 400 meters deep. The waters of Valinco are calm. This is unexpected! So often, we had to abandon this dive because of the wind!

At my feet, a large blue buoy is attached to a 350 meters long cord and carrying a 50kg ballast that plunges towards the abyss…. and which awaits me.

It is a pity that there is this feeling in my stomach, which does not disappear despite all the relaxation, quiet breathing and especially the good conditions. The team is busy around me.

So this might not be such a big deal to some of you but last night I went to Tattoo Mania on Sunset and got tatted! The artist’s name was Dirk and he was awesome!

I have been wanting to get another tattoo for a minute now and I have been thinking long and hard about what I wanted. I was going through some of my old things the other day and I found a letter my daddy wrote me. On the card in his hand writing were the words “I love you!”. I knew that is what I wanted on my wrist. So I had his writing photo copied and I got my wrist inked. I don’t know if you can see it but a few months ago I got my initials tatted in white ink. I did that with the intentions that no one would really see it. So faintly underneath the “I love you” you can see my KK in white

A man who chose “Lloyds is pants” as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to “no it’s not”.

Steve Jetley, from Shrewsbury, said he chose the password after falling out with Lloyds TSB over insurance that came free with an account.

He said he was then banned from changing it back or to another password of “Barclays is better”.

The bank apologised and said the staff member no longer worked there.

Have you ever seen a real bad boy? Well Goldie the megastar drum & bass DJ, producer is one of those guys, you don’t want argue with. His sound is more agressive or his look? You decide. But check this, Goldie is conducting the BBC Concert Orchestra in front of a live audience of thousands at Proms in the Park. And he is damm good!

This is not what we call a face plant. This is what we call a boob plant. But it sure is the quickest way to get rid if your implants!

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A new sports car that is every eco-conscious car-lover’s dream arrives in Britain later this month. Powered by 30 electric batteries it can reach speeds of 130mph, accelerate from 0-60mph in four seconds and has a luxury interior to boot - but will it be the vehicle that finally cracks the UK’s eco-car market?

The Lightning Car Company, based in Peterborough, unveils its long awaited GT prototype at the UK motor show in London later this month, aiming to deliver its first fully roadworthy models early next year. Many customers have already paid a deposit of £15, 000 for the amazing vehicles, including (it is rumoured) several celebrities.

This is Simon Iddol again to show you the best mashup, bootleg, remix, copypaste music piece of the scene now. This is a special week because the Mashup of the Week is a remix. But a real this remix is not just the ‘letsaddsomebeatsandwedone’ type of thing. GenErik managed to give totally new flavour to this Prodigy megahit. I’m sure you all remember the No Good, Ihope you all got lost on the dancefloor at least once raving on the original or tried to smash walls like in the video. In this mix the track gets weird South-American electro feeling, like Gotan Project on heavy acid. Make sure to visit GenErik’s site for more wicked mixes and turn this one really loud! Many many memories, you see…

The Mashup of this Week is:

The Prodigy - No Good (GenErik’s Start The Bossanova Remix)
GenErik VS The Prodigy

UPDATE!!! >> this mashup has a video, watch it HERE!

The real question is.  Does her face match that talent?  Actually the real question is….does it matter?

Formula One boss Flavio Briatore was showcasing his wife Elisabetta Gregoraci’s sweet ass the other day while on vacation. As you can see, there’s a huge age difference between the two, which might lead some of you to think that Elisabetta is a money grubbing whore.

Check out this cool real life human camouflage art where the artist paints people to blend into their surroundings the same way a chameleon changes colors to blend into theirs.

Artist Damien Hirst’s human skull encrusted with 8,601 diamonds will go on show at an Amsterdam museum in November.

The artwork named “For the Love of God” was unveiled last year at London’s White Cube gallery and later sold to an anonymous investment group.

The skull fetched $100 million (54.5 million pounds), but it was a private transaction and the fact that Hirst was part of the group of investors who bought it raised questions about its true value.

You don’t have to be a kick-ass musician to be good at Guitar Hero. No, you just have to look hot to be my Guitar Hero
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To recreate the General Lee from the TV series the Dukes of Hazard, you need: 12 cans orange spray paint; one 1 sticker; one 1969 Dodge Charger. This is what you get if you just have the sticker and the paint.

Many time when I see pictures of your Aria Giovanni’s and Audrey Bitoni’s of the world, they’re always posing with some poor sap whose name is probably Rudolph, not Rudy, Rudolph.  I mean look at these guys!

Lucky for us, we still got the pics

The Chrono-Shredder is a device that reminds us of both date and time. There’s no on or off button. As minutes pass, a continuous roll of time is shredded until you end up with a big pile of paper by the New Year.

Here’s Hayden Panettiere in a cute little bikini celebrating her birthday the other day with a swim in the pool. I actually dig Panettiere quite a bit but for some reason seeing her in a bikini isn’t as exciting as I thought it would be. Maybe it’s because we get to see her in all her glory and we’re forced to notice and acknowledge that she really is short and stubby and hardly has any breasts.

This video is a pretty good argument for why methed up truckers shouldn’t be allowed to text and drive.

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The lady has a real gif(t)….
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It is dangerous to inspect and perform all the operations on the exterior walls of high rise buildings and of the land bridges on high speed thoroughfares. It also requires a great deal of expense in order to install the needed scaffolding. NINJA is a wall climbing robot developed for the purpose of automating this kind of operation.

Via Sznalmas