Here’s Jessica Simpson working her new country girl image at LAX airport. I think this shift is a good move on her part, because there’s nothing sexier than a hot big-breasted blond in a cowboy hat. Well, except for a hot big-breasted naked blond in a cowboy hat, but you don’t need me to tell you that. In fact, you don’t need me to tell you anything. I just do it because I can.