I’ll give you ten bucks if you can say the words “Jessica Simpson” and “in college” and not immediately laugh. From the New York Post:

Jessica Simpson wants to head off to college to study theology – and watching TV was her inspiration. “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion,” the bubblehead told Marie Claire. “I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”