Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting. I mean there’s no way she’s just a washed up piece of trash pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ pig and eats like one too who no one wants and who other pornstars have to get drunk to fuck on camera even though it’s their fucking job.