12 Responses to “The Ten Sexiest PETA Videos”

1. cowbulls
   July 4th, 2009 at 08:00

   

   PETA sucks.

2. wtf
   July 4th, 2009 at 21:42

   

   no, YOU suck, piss-drinker. they have a moral code they believe strongly in, and so they take action according to it. AND they accomplish a lot (they’ve even done some things that benefit you, although you’re too ignorant to know it).

   what have YOU ever accomplished in YOUR worthless life, you pathetic pile of shit? and no, jerking off to porntube doesn’t count.

3. Schlocked Out
   July 5th, 2009 at 00:21

   

   yeah, railing against the ignorance of interweb chillens is putting forth a humanitarian effort, ain’t it?

4. wtf
   July 5th, 2009 at 07:47

   

   who the fuck was talking to you, Schlong Mouth? and why don’t you go back to school and take some critical thinking courses? how does what i do have anything to do with what PETA does?

   smug little toilet trouts like you always crack me up, with your snide comments that you THINK make you look smart, but which only serve as big neon signs pointing out what dipshits you are.

5. MrB
   July 5th, 2009 at 18:16

   

   Somebody is off their meds again. Ground control to Kenneth, you’re breaking up.

6. Earl
   July 5th, 2009 at 18:56

   

   Hello @WTF,
   Why are you so hostile and angry?? I sincerely hope you find peace and compassion.

7. Anonymous
   July 6th, 2009 at 00:39

   

   Be grtt

8. wtf
   July 6th, 2009 at 08:17

   

   major tom to MrB, go back to tongue-massaging your dad’s taint and quit wasting bandwidth with your drivel. nobody thinks you’re funny (except for the NSA guys who listen in on your daily calls to the jeff gannon “jock cock” phone sex line).

   earl, i’m not angry at all. i already told you, this is the internet. if you’re too emotionally fragile to handle bad language and hostility, then log the fuck off already. go find some grandmas at your local church to play bingo with. watch the golden girls on lifetime. buy a fucking poodle and knit it some sweaters. whatever. just quit fucking whining about my cussing— i’m never going to stop, and you’re just making yourself look like some kind of fucking weirdo (which i’m sure you are, but goddam, keep it to yourself, would you?).

9. MrB
   July 6th, 2009 at 13:10

   

   Still more homosexual references wtf. Wow, dude, come out of the closet already, and tape it for all of Attuworld to see. This will surely give you the attention that you’ve been seeking your entire, pathetic life.

10. wtf
    July 6th, 2009 at 19:40

    

    “Still more homosexual references”

    yep, because i’m talking about you, and like all wingnuts, you are a repressed and/or closeted homo.

    and for the record, i have nothing against homos per se; it’s only the creepy repressed fred phelps closet cases like you that i find contemptible.

    and who the fuck are you to talk about pathetic, you laughable fucking fatty? tell you what, you waste of carbon— why don’t you take a break from jerking off to pictures of guns, dead muslims, and jeff gannon’s butt cheeks, brush the dorito crumbs out of your neck-beard, and go step on the scale (if you haven’t already broken it)? then waddle back to your computer and report back to us here. in the meantime, all us humans can take bets on exactly how many pounds of lard and cottage cheese you’ve got rippling beneath your stretchmark-striped skin… put me down for a fiver on 290.

11. MrB
    July 6th, 2009 at 21:04

    

    Homosexual douchebag says what?

    How about I fly you in to town so you can form your own conclusion of my physique?

    We can also address your internet manners and your claimed jiu jitsu expertise… I’ll record it all and put it right here for each and every one of Attu’s fans to enjoy. What say you Kenneth?

    Let me know when you have permission from mommy and daddy to travel.

12. wtf
    July 7th, 2009 at 04:51

    

    hey you sorry piece of shit, northwest park, dixon CA, anytime. google it and get directions, bitch. why should i travel to you? you’re the one who needs to get out of the house before you chemically bond to the fucking furniture.

    and i never claimed to have jiu jitsu expertise (how strange that you would even remember that— think about me a lot, do you?). i said i had experience training with the gracies, but i only did that a few months (didn’t dig it). i’ve also done wing chun (my teacher’s teacher was the son of bruce lee’s teacher) for a bit, but didn’t dig that much either. now chinese kenpo, on the other hand, i did dig, and so i studied that for fifteen years. and yep, black belt, former instructor, lots of competitions, lots of trophies. i also have another black belt, in tae kwon do (from the guy who bruce lee studied TKD under). i also put about 10 years in studying filipino stick and knife fighting and about 2 yrs studying okinawan weapons (staff, tonfa, sword).

    don’t believe any of that (i know you’ll say you don’t)? i don’t give a fuck. as we say in kenpo, to hear is to doubt, to see is to wonder, to feel is to believe.

    so come on out to dixon and BELIEVE, motherfucker. anytime.