Forget about following the simple and confusing rules of curling, the endless and repetitive line of downhill skiers, and the drunken Russians who still think the Biathlon is a sport. Throw an Olympic party in your room so you can have fun, get drunk, and watch the Olympics in style.

It’s time to bring out the goggles for this purely winter accessories party. Get your gloves, hat, scarf, and winter boots on. Leave off the skirts, shirts, and pants. Bikinis, boxers and bras are the main protection from the elements. Just keep those extremities are covered. (Remind the girls that heels are encouraged and recommended!)