You would think that having the biggest boobs in Britain would be as much fun as owning a liquor store, or having midgets as slaves, but according to Donna Jones, that couldn’t be further from the truth:

26 year old Donna Jones has the biggest natural breasts in the UK - taking over from 32JJ record holder Rachel Aldana. Each breast weighs about the same as two average-size babies. She suffers from backache and hasn’t had a decent night’s sleep for years. She didn’t dare to breastfeed her three-year-old son Kyle when he was a baby, fearing she would suffocated him. “If I could cut them off with a pair of scissors and know I wouldn’t die, I would. They cause me so much pain that they’re ruining my life”.

Wow, who woulda thunk it? Who would have thought that having aureoles the size of dinner plates could be a bad thing? Who would have thought that having breasts so big that you could feed Guatemala for 25 years would be so terrible? Who would have thought that having nipples so large that you could hang your winter coat on them would be such a problem?

Man, Donna Jones needs to relax and look at the bright side: It’s not like she’s ever going to drown.

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