35 Responses to “Football – Handegg”

1. Yaikz
   December 31st, 2008 at 13:19

   

   OMG this is so funny, and correct…

2. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 14:34

   

   At least in handegg there is more than just running up and down a field like a bunch of pussies. And there is fucking scoring as well.

3. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 15:14

   

   You may be correct in your assertion of football but Americans are pussies for wearing protective clothing in your so called “American football” (handegg). Ever heard of rugby? No? Well they don’t wear sissy pads, Americans are the pussies!

4. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 15:59

   

   Last time I checked you do use your foot and a ball in American football.

5. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 18:25

   

   Last time i checked it takes some skill to play football (the one w/ the real ball) and handegg players are the ones that only have to run up and down a field like crazy wearing so much protective pussyshit even a tank couldnt hurt them. and if u think that football doesnt have no scoring, then that just shows ur stupidity.

6. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 21:57

   

   There may be scoring in soccer, as it is called in America, but it is so damned boring I usually fall asleep halfway thru the games.

7. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 21:59

   

   I think your double negative shows yours.

8. Anonymous
   December 31st, 2008 at 22:02

   

   Of course rugby was not in the post but those guys are a different breed altogether.

9. C
   January 1st, 2009 at 00:29

   

   Soccer is a game for children with limited materials. Football, yes the American version, is a game for men. Soccer is boring and despite a few people trying to convince me otherwise lame. People play fantasy football, but fantasy soccer is ridiculous.

10. tsss
    January 1st, 2009 at 02:47

    

    Men with balls don’t play american football. they play rugby…

11. Trav
    January 1st, 2009 at 03:11

    

    soccer is for faggots, american football is for pussies
    rugby is a real mans game

12. mort
    January 1st, 2009 at 04:26

    

    I agree with the whole football/egghand thing but you’re all still a bunch of pussies, the only badasses in soccer are the freaky wierd psychotic fans. Broomballers could kick the shit out of any rugby fruit.

13. Anonymous
    January 1st, 2009 at 05:45

    

    gay+soccer=football

14. Anonymous
    January 1st, 2009 at 10:41

    

    The hitting is much harder when you wear pads dumbass.

15. Anonymous
    January 1st, 2009 at 13:15

    

    Rugby can’t compare to Football.

16. Anonymous
    January 2nd, 2009 at 14:36

    

    Ladies, Ladies. Cant we just get along.

17. mort
    January 3rd, 2009 at 03:24

    

    hey”anonymous” quit arguing with yourself.

18. tsss
    January 3rd, 2009 at 11:41

    

    rofl @ mort

19. Anonymous
    January 29th, 2009 at 01:00

    

    i’m british and i hate soccer however the are some many games call football such as soccer, nfl, rubgy, tradintional british medival, aussie rules, cfl, arena, beach, etc

    NFL you use your brain skill brawn however b4 pad there was death toll in nfl thus wearing pads

    soccer you use skill speed however it was play by cambrigeshie unveristy ponse and called AF (assocation football) which in recent become the FA

    rugby is tough and hard broken jaws etc however you don’t normal come across 350 pound 6ft 6 bloke chasing after a 140 pound wide reciever in the NFL

    probbaraly english football was carried kick by any means nessacary this support got outlaw by the king of england because it was to rowdy know as traditional football (used by hands ) now street name for itr is murder ball

    so in theroy it british people who got wrong untill the people from cambridge england (british) realise football was play by using feet and a ball

    so not supprising that all our colonies are still play football with our hands
    bring back murder ball

20. James
    January 29th, 2009 at 21:12

    

    American handegg (ie. faggotball) is boring as shit and nobody outside America wants to watch it, the same way that nobody outside Japan wants to watch boring sumo wrestling.

    Football on the other hand is the most watched, most popular and richest sport on the planet. Period.

21. James
    January 29th, 2009 at 21:14

    

    This is at the “Anonymous” faggot:

    Get over it, your handegg is irrelevant and seen as pussy and boring by 95% of the men on this planet. The only one who would object to this is an American, for the same reason that a mother of a retarded child will defend her child against the common conception that its dumb and a failure.

22. C
    January 30th, 2009 at 02:01

    

    Sorry soccer fans, soccer blows, American football is the biggest sport on the planet. Soccer is for poor people who need to entertain hundreds of people with one ball and no other equipment. At least Rugby is tough, and involves some scoring. Hurling is even better, faster, and you can carry a stick.

23. Mark
    January 30th, 2009 at 11:26

    

    You narrow minded yank cunts, big fucking girls in padding running two feet then falling over then starting again. American football is bollocks, the problem with you wankers is if you aint any good at it it must be shit. Just like you going to war and getting your redneck fuckin arses shot off. Just like you tryin to flatten half of Asia in the the late sixties and gettin your arses blown off. Got a passport? Try traveling open your brains up and not you fucking arseholes. Come to London American football fag, and we’ll show you the game with slit throat. you fucking narrow minded queer cunts

24. Earl
    January 30th, 2009 at 12:05

    

    The angrier the post, the more insecure the writer. I love Handegg, love to watch it, play it, and think its the 2nd greatest sport right after Hockey. My son loves Football, and is the teams leading scorer despite playing half the game at striker and half at goalie. I dont hate my son for playing football and he doesnt hate me for watching handegg. I dont care what sport you play or watch as long as you watch or play sports and aren’t a sissy wimp. Cant stand girlie men and I haven’t seen any girlie men playing either handegg or football.

25. Yaikz
    January 30th, 2009 at 13:17

    

    People lighten up, football and soccer are only Sports! People like doing it and others like to watch it. Period.

    (But there is a tiny fact the illustration wants to point out: A sport named football should be using feet and balls… but I don’t think handegg is a good name)

26. C
    January 31st, 2009 at 01:10

    

    Clever Mark, you are welcome for saving your Union Jack covered asses in WWII. Just because it’s the only sport you have doesn’t make it decent, most game that end up in zero to zero ties are much to look at. Your choice of sport is about as informed as your choice of cuisine. I will spot you that most of your TV is better than American TV, but only has like six episodes per season. I guess you aren’t used to much entertainment with all of the obsession with soccer and all.

    Now try posting without swearing every other word. Any chump can try for shock value by doing that.

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28. Nicklas
    March 4th, 2009 at 22:43

    

    Wow you guys are way too serious about this argument! Listen “Handegg” is hands down more interesting to watch. There is more action, more strategy, more scoring, and tripping over your own feet doesn’t count as a ‘great’ move. “Football” is easier and more fun to play. There in little need to have a strategy other then kicking the ball into the goal, there are few materials needed, and you can do it with far fewer people. Rugby is the most violent and easiest to get hurt playing. It’s exciting to watch but they are no Rhodes Scholars. No one here is a die-hard player just die-hard fans.
    And Mark, we all know, in ANY sport you would get FUCKED UP quick!

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30. Anonymous
    October 28th, 2009 at 19:56

    

    @earl: you’re a girly man

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    December 3rd, 2009 at 20:32

    

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33. Anonymous
    December 4th, 2009 at 02:18

    

    American football is harder than rugby and i would know, i play rugby. the assumption of football is correct though

34. Adam Smith
    December 4th, 2009 at 04:43

    

    Hand egg: no skills (if you call pushing some other guy skill then your brain muscle must be busted), pretty much boring all the first 3 quarters and even half of the last quarter is boring. It is a more complex form of Rugby and is watched mostly by Americans. Remembering that most of the “American” sports are just mod-copy of the original.
    Football: Personal skill is at top notch, lets see how many of you can run holding an egg on your hands and now try dribling a football while running… bet you (by you I mean you Americans who like to touch your team mates ass). Yes football doesn’t have too many points like handegg but why you need to count 6 points for a touch down, did the ball passed the line 6 times? anyhow I can watch and understand both sports but I rather watch Footy all day long.

    And last but not least, Football (not handegg) is the MOST watched sport in the whole world, where is handegg? ahhhh is like Polish language its only good on its own country and blows.

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