Two Washington State moms have launched a business that sells high heels for babies. The entrepreneurs sold their first shoes 14 weeks ago and haven’t looked back since. “Oh yeah. It draws attention,” said Jenelle Kulaas. “People see them and are like, those are hilarious!” The shoes are the brain child of Britta Bacon, who thought up the idea and the brand name “Heelarious” on her daughter’s fourth birthday.

Oh ya, nothing says “I love to exploit my children” more than whorish baby apparel.