We know that living with Britney Spears isn’t exactly akin to spending the day at Six Flags. Sure, there’s probably an equivalent amount of ice-cream topped elephant ears, warm pork rinds, and overflowing toilets, but the water rides aren’t nearly as fun. So we can understand Kevin Federline’s reluctance to accept Daddy Spears’s bribe to move back into the Brit pit (and, yes, we do mean both her home and her cooze coaster).

Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she’s loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That’s why he’s offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.