It’s hard to pin down what the craziest/funniest/most ridiculous part of this story is. Is it that there is an actual Star Wars church in England referred to as Jediism? Or is it the fact that some guy got drunk, dressed up like Darth Vader and attacked them? Or is it the fact that he got drunk on two boxes of wine? It might actually be the fact that they caught him because the camera they set up for video taping a light sabre show caught the whole thing on tape, though. Hard to tell.