(to be honest, i knew it was only a matter of time…)

there, did you see that? i hope so, because i don’t want you to be “done for awhile” until you post one more comment. you HAVE to get to triple digits before you take your holiday break from attuworld! one more psychotic rambling rant and BAM, you’ll be there! the big one zero zero!

after that, you should take like six months off and try some self-improvement. you could take an english class and learn to spell and punctuate, maybe get into a 12-step program to get yourself off the booze, try that schizophrenia support group i linked for you, you know, just kinda get your life together. then you can come back here as a new woman (if you really are a woman)! hell, your comments might even be coherent at long last! wouldn’t that be great?

and by the way, no one is going to believe you’re hot. if you were, you’d be out leveraging your female anatomy to get yourself backstage at a HOFF concert, instead of sitting at home in front of your computer with a cat on your lap and a parakeet pooping on your shoulder.

of course, if you ARE hot, you could easily prove it, you know. just upload a pic of yourself to a free hosting site and then post the link here in a comment. then we can all see for ourselves what the HOFF has cheated himself out of by ignoring your letters for 30+ years…

and don’t give me any of that horseshit about your email being “broken.” if you have internet access, you can get a new email account. it’s that simple. there’s hotmail, yahoo, gmail, whatever. so quit being a baby and go register an email account already. jeez.

now i don’t mind keeping you company, especially if it means i get to mock and insult you and then read the punctuation-free tirades you respond with; and i work from home, so i am able to get on here quite often. however, i do have things to do during the day, and i do have to sleep and eat, and so i can’t be around to hurl schoolyard slurs at you 24 hours a day, unfortunately. sometimes you’re going to have to be a little patient and wait a few hours for your wtf fix. i hope that’s OK. and if it’s not— too fucking bad, psycho!

also, you might want to think about confining your comments to just one or two threads instead of scattering them all over the site willy-nilly. when you respond to something i’ve said, do it in the same thread. otherwise i might never see your comment, and the people who do will have no clue what you’re talking about. heck, they might even start thinking you’re some kind of crazy, ranting, obsessed, schizophrenic— oh, wait… :/

you’re in vegas, right? here:

http://www.caregiver.com/schizophrenia/supportgroups/states/nevada.htm

and if you’re not really in vegas, that’s ok. NAMI has chapters all over the country!

so do yourself a favor and give those folks a call. i think that’ll end up being a lot healthier for you than coming here every day and making yourself a laughingstock!

although you do make a pretty damn good one…