Elvis is currently the richest dead person, worth about 45 million dollars. He also is known as the “Chuck Norris of the womb” because it’s rumored that he killed his twin right before they were born. The things I respect most about Elvis were his love for fried peanuter butter and banana sandwiches and the fact that he died blowing a gasket while taking a massive dump. It’s by far the manliest way to die.