In the spirit of the recent election, what follows is a list of the top 10 metal dudes who would make the absolute worst US Presidents if nominated four years from now, accompanied by our interpretation of what their inauguration speech might sound like. The criteria for entry were the same as the criteria for becoming the President of the US:
* Must be a native-born US citizen
* Must be at least 35 at the time of the election
* Must have lived in the US for 14 years
Bikini Butts, Mac Chicks & Julia Alexandratou | djmick blog
November 12th, 2008 at 16:48
[...] metal musicians who’d make the worst President – Attuworld Mariah Carey Showing Some Cleavage – Camel Tap Tricia Helfer is All Kinds of Sexy – My Chill Pill [...]
cromag
November 13th, 2008 at 00:46
GG ALLIN YOU FAGS
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February 28th, 2009 at 20:14
[...] metal musicians who’d make the worst President – Attuworld Mariah Carey Showing Some Cleavage – Camel Tap Tricia Helfer is All Kinds of Sexy – My Chill Pill [...]