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The Hoff

yaikz — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:51:23 +0100

David Hasselhoff

David Michael Hasselhoff (born July 17, 1952 in Baltimore, Maryland), nicknamed "The Hoff", is an American actor, singer and songwriter who is best known for his lead roles on Knight Rider and Baywatch. He has also crossed over to a successful music career, primarily in Austria, Switzerland, and Germany during the late 1980s.

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The Hoff has talent

Attu — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:18:33 +0200

David Hasselhoff is not just a judge on America’s Got Talent, he actually has his own unique talent, too: using his assistant to score ass.

Pamela Bach is on vacation

Attu — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:43:26 +0200

In case you’re unfamiliar with Pamela Bach, she’s the woman who divorced David Hasselhoff back in 2006. Also divorcing Hasselhoff in 2006: dignity and self respect.

Hey... did someone mention David Hasselhoff? Don't you know he is extremely NSFW?

Star, David Hasselhoff, Crash

blackhawk9 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:55:11 +0100

Star Crash the Movie, starring The Hoff. 1979. From a vast and distant galaxy... A Space Adventure for all Time!

David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web

Attu — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:51:37 +0100

In the 80’s and 90’s David Hasselhoff was the king of cool.

Dubbed “The Hoff,” he is best known for his lead roles in Knight Rider and Baywatch, a successful music career (in Germany) and his marvelous chest hair.

Hasselhoff has partaken in many photoshoots throughout the years, some good, some bad - almost all questionable. We here at COED proudly present you “The Hoff’s” Top 20 most embarrassing photos.

And that's why we have a NSFW section!

The Hoff vs. Boards of Canada

Attu — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:19:59 +0100

David Hasselhoff's cover of "Blue Bayou" mixed with Boards of Canada's "An Eagle In Your Mind".

This certainly fits in our NSFW section.

DIY David Hasselhoff

Attu — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:49:47 +0200

This is the Do-It-Yourself David Hasselhoff posable paper. You too can be cool like Da Hoffmeister.

Sorry, no instructions in German though...

And you know what NSFW stand for here at AttuWorld, don't you?

Audience whoops at Hoff key performance

Attu — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:46:59 +0200

"Germany's Number One Male Vocalist", David Hasselhoff, has left US audiences rolling with laughter after belting out a song on America's Got Talent.

The Baywatch and Knight Rider star, who recently won custody of his teenage daughters Hayley and Taylor, probably mortified the pair with his rendition of This Is The Moment to an audience in the millions.

Hasselhoff has remarked that the role his music played in bringing about the downfall of communism and reuniting Germany has been largely unrecognised.

On New Year's Eve 1989, Hasselhoff stood atop of the partly-demolished Berlin Wall and sung his German No.1 hit Looking for Freedom as the communist regime in East Germany was in its death throes.

Uhmm, you did know that we have a special section of Attuworld reserved for Da Hoffmeister? It's the NSFW section.

Hasselhoff: I won custody fight with ex-wife

Attu — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:25:39 +0200

A beaming David Hasselhoff said Friday he had won a long-running battle with ex-wife Pamela Bach over custody of his two teenage daughters.

"The judge said, 'Enough is enough,' " Hasselhoff said outside court after a hearing.

Bach and her lawyer, Debra A. Opri, declined to talk about the case as they left the courthouse, saying they were prevented from doing so by a court order.

Hasselhoff Custody Hearing Postponed

Attu — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:09:17 +0200

A judge says he wants to give David Hasselhoff a chance to prove that he is not drinking before ruling in the actor's custody battle with ex-wife.

A court hearing on primary custody of their two daughters was postponed Friday because Hasselhoff's lawyer was ill. Superior Court Judge Mark A. Juhas rescheduled the hearing for Monday afternoon.

The judge said he wanted the former "Baywatch" actor to have a chance to show that he passed an alcohol test conducted Friday morning.

Hasselhoff is under court order not to drink.

Don't drink and drive Knightrider!

New: Knightrider startingiseasy.com

yaikz — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:07:10 +0200

New page on Startingiseasy: Knightrider.

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You can do that here

Hasselhoff gets visitation rights back

Attu — Wed, 23 May 2007 11:40:44 +0200

A judge has restored David Hasselhoff's right to visit his two teenage daughters after that access was suspended over a videotape showing the recovering alcoholic apparently intoxicated, an attorney for the actor said Monday.

Lawyer Melvin Goldsman made the disclosure before the start of a closed-door court hearing concerning the videotape and related issues.

Hasselhoff, 54, and his former wife, Pamela Bach, 43, both attended the hearing but neither provided details after it ended.

The Hoff is drunk again

Attu — Wed, 16 May 2007 11:53:13 +0200

David hasselhoff can't help himself. The Hoff is drunk again.

But then again, I might get drunk tonight as well. And you won't see a video of that on the internetweb.

Judge suspends Hasselhoff's visiting rights

Attu — Tue, 08 May 2007 09:22:08 +0200

A judge on Monday suspended "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff's visitation rights with his daughters after the release of a videotape showing him drunk in the presence of one of the two teenage girls.

Hasselhoff, who was not in court for the hearing, admitted last week that he'd struggled to overcome alcoholism after the videotape emerged showing him on the floor, struggling to eat a hamburger as a young female voice urged him not to drink.

Ah well, I think The Hoffmeister was just hooked on a feeling.

Drunk Rider

yaikz — Fri, 04 May 2007 12:14:24 +0200

A video of The Hoff looking and acting mighty drunk has been leaked to "The Insider."

The video was shot by his 17-year-old daughter 3 months ago. She begs him, "dad look what this is doing to you. You have to stop drinking alcohol, promise me you won't drink anymore. They're going to come tomorrow and test you and you're going to lose your job."

The Hoff image Gallery

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:44:43 +0100

Looking for loads and loads of Hoffimages ( who isn't?) Go to The Hoff Image Gallery! This is true Eye-candy for the real Hofffans!

What is wrong with this picture?

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:39:05 +0100

SpaceHoff

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:30:27 +0100

Hoffcature

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:26:27 +0100

The Hassel-Fro

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:19:22 +0100

Just imagine all the crazy things you could do with a fro like this. You could let hurricane winds blow right through it, which would probably slow the damn thing down. You could also let a bird use it as a temporary nest for her babies. And It may be possible to smuggle some type of illegal package with a fro like this.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

The Hoff hass the power to knock down concrete walls

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:18:13 +0100

How many people do you know have the power to knock down a gigantic wall? None, and there's only one man that could, and his name is David Michael Hasselhoff. Not only did he knock down the wall, but he gave a country its freedom back. He also sang a song just as the wall was coming down. Now how many people can do that?

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

The Hasselchest

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:15:43 +0100

Did you know that this chest can take a bullet and steal your girlfriend at the same time. The hairs on this man's chest has more talent than the hairs on your damn head, I think? Anyway, women just love a strong chest, and because David has a good chest on his shoulders, he can get all the hot chicks he wants.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

Knight Rider

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:14:25 +0100

Every single human on earth loved Knight Rider when they were a kid. The show had a cool lead actor, a neat car and a cool something else which I can't remember right now. But, David managed to talk to an f'ing car throughout the entire show, and not look like an idiot. How many actors do you know can do that?

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

Great Albums by The Hoff

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:13:13 +0100

This guy has the singing voice of a woman who's really a man. Once you listen to his albums, your life will change. His voice is so strong that even America couldn't handle it. They told David to go somewhere else, because his songs were too popular for radio. But don't worry, the Germans were blessed by his great songs.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

The Hoff is a chick Magnet

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:11:42 +0100

David has the power to work with hot chicks for no apparent reason. Take this show he once did called, Watch Babes As They Run Slowly For A Man's Viewing Pleasure. He would stand around minding his business and out of nowhere, a babe in a bikini claiming to be a lifeguard, would start talking to him. Now that's a true American idol.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

The Hoff likes Coleman

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:09:59 +0100

This picture proves that David Hasselhoff is a nice guy. You can just tell that he really likes Gary Coleman, his not even faking that Hollywood smile of his. When people stand next Gary they usually laugh or make fun of him. But not David Michael Hasselhoff, he's too sincere even though he's giving him the fake thumbs ups.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

PacHoff

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:06:43 +0100

How many people in the world have their damn head superimposed as PacMan? Not many dammit, but David Hasselhoff does. And if you don't believe me click here and see for yourself. He also has other great video games like Hoff Invaders and Hoffer. This should further prove his icon status for many years to come.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

Nick Fury

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:04:54 +0100

When I saw this movie I almost jump out of a window from pure excitement. He's acting is so good in this movie, you honestly can't tell that David Hasselhoff is playing Nick Fury, even though Nick Fury looks like David Hasselhoff wearing a damn eye patch. Do yourself a favor and watch the greatest movie ever made.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

Paper Air Hoff

yaikz — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 20:03:10 +0100

You know David Hasselhoff has become a living legend when his face graces a paper airplane. This paper airplane even comes with some instructions, and if you don't believe me just click here. He even smiles on the P.A, and he's smiling just for you. There's not that many actors that can grace a paper airplane like the great Hoff-man.

Found it on Uniquedaily.com

Hofflikeme

yaikz — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:59:42 +0100