23 Responses to “Let’s start a story!”

1. serge
   November 22nd, 2009 at 19:32

   

   …brown midget, he knew it would be hard but he only liked brown midgets, and only thereally dark ones…

2. harry
   November 22nd, 2009 at 19:35

   

   .he tried milky browns first, but they did not have the same bite, When he got to the bar he…

3. scopedope
   November 22nd, 2009 at 20:28

   

   pulled a snickers bar out of his pocket to use for comparison.
   As he scoured the bars full room…

4. Anonymous
   November 22nd, 2009 at 21:12

   

   he spied a dark midget! But was it a really dark midget? YES! “Oh Shit” he said to himself when he noticed it was indeed a really dark midget, but it was a really dark midget with nuts!! He preferred…

5. Anonymous
   November 22nd, 2009 at 21:23

   

   …Attu not to know where this story was going but…

6. Rusty Shackleford
   November 22nd, 2009 at 21:45

   

   lady pants to anything else. He sensed an embiggening within his trousers whenever he saw his chocolatey nuts. Oh, how he wished…

7. Attu
   November 22nd, 2009 at 22:38

   

   … NASA found a way to put people on Mars twenty years ago. Who would be the first to go over there on a summer trip. You would like to go there to…

8. Aurelio
   November 23rd, 2009 at 01:02

   

   … visit your mother in law. After 5 minutes and 2 drinks you regret that and went back home. Open the door and there was your wife…

9. laylo
   November 23rd, 2009 at 01:14

   

   …in the middle of the living room with antlers tied around her head smoking out of a bong with a small monkey and listening to Bob Dylan, while in the kitchen…

10. Steeltoe
    November 23rd, 2009 at 02:05

    

    your daughter was getting banged ferociously by the dark midget with nuts.

11. Anonymous
    November 23rd, 2009 at 03:35

    

    Once the dark little fellow was finished, he had her cherry…and she had cream and nuts on her’s…

12. Big Johnson
    November 23rd, 2009 at 10:07

    

    chin, which meant that the sausage was in her mouth
    as she murmured mmmmmfffhhhhwhaaa more nuts

13. vince
    November 23rd, 2009 at 12:31

    

    oh yes gime me more nuts like a little squirrel, I will make you squeek

14. Anonymous
    November 23rd, 2009 at 13:51

    

    Said the squirrel in up in the tree. “We need to get ready for winter” he said. The bird was about to fly away to get more supplies when…

15. drew2
    November 23rd, 2009 at 19:20

    

    Laroy Jonston the very large and very black neighbor thought he would go next door to get a little stinky on his hang down,but mistook the bird for a lose chicken…and do I really have to explain this one

16. MeMyself I
    November 24th, 2009 at 05:51

    

    He said as he launched into another long winded , bullshit filled dialogue that……

17. damgenius
    November 24th, 2009 at 07:54

    

    made your mother sneeze. This alerted the monkey-nut dark squat person to

18. the other one
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:50

    

    the point that he was really mad, to be alerted like that, so we took a big piece of wood and shove it up…

19. Capn Treee
    November 25th, 2009 at 00:55

    

    …the chimney poking dear old St Nick square in the posterior… causing all sorts of gaseous emissions to escape causing your mother to gag…

20. h4nz0
    November 25th, 2009 at 04:54

    

    but luckily she was completely into it. It made her so hot she took out a 28″ double dong and……

21. Goonzilla
    November 26th, 2009 at 02:16

    

    Pulled the hammer back and aimed down the sights at……

22. it's me
    November 27th, 2009 at 11:30

    

    the little boy’s head, but she missed, because she was so horny, so the little boy took…

23. h4nz0
    December 15th, 2009 at 03:45

    

    his chance and plunged ankle deep inside her sweaty……