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A U.S. restaurant and liquor group used a mug shot of troubled actress Lindsay Lohan on Friday to launch a national campaign against the use of new technology aimed at keeping drunks off the road.

A full page advertisement in the newspaper USA Today used the police shot of Lohan after her arrest in Los Angeles last year for drunken driving under a caption saying "Ignition interlocks. A good idea for:" (Lohan) "But a bad idea for us:" showing pictures of adults drinking at weddings and restaurants.

The ad says ignition interlocks, which prevent intoxicated drivers from starting their cars, are "a great tool for getting hard-core drunk drivers off our roads."

It’s been a while since we did a post on Lindsay Lohan. That’s because ever since her nude photos, she’s been hanging out with that dude Samantha and going out looking like a bunch of butch dykes. Well fellas, now Samantha is nowhere to be seen and Lindsay Lohan’s boobs are back and better than ever at the LG Electronics Launch of the Scarlet HD TV Series.

Lindsay Lohan is known for a lot of things such as a nude big-breasted hottie, but a superhero groupie? Here’s her latest photoshoot for Harper Bazaar magazine modeling famous designer clothing and hanging out with a bunch of slacker superheroes. Lohan, as always, looks pretty darn hot, especially in that flimsy leopard print getup, but Captain America, and the Hulk look like Dr. Doom finally got the best of them. Or maybe they just went out partying with Lohan the night before.

Good news everybody! We might be in store for some more photos of Lindsay Lohan naked, this time in Playboy. Here’s the skinny:

Lindsay Lohan will get another chance to strip off and pose nude as Marilyn Monroe - if Hugh Hefner gets his way. Hefner wants the starlet to appear in Playboy recreating Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie, according to U.S reports.

“Now we hear Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM,” Liz Smith writes in the New York Post.

These pictures of Lohan in some photoshoot for New York magazine recreating some Marilyn Monroe shoot were just sent to me and she’s topless. Now everyone who reads this site know I have a fake crush on coke whore and her tits are pretty much the main reason why. It’s definitely got nothing to do with her freckled skin that is cute when she it on a kid running a lemonade stand and not so cute when it looks like the coke whore just did some scat porn to get more coke and hasn’t had enough time to shower.

Lindsay Lohan is in the new Glamour magazine dressed up as a she-devil or a cat. I’m not quite sure what the theme is, and I’m too busy to read the article to find out, but I’m guessing it’s a play on her bad girl persona. BTW if you believe that Lindsay is a bad girl, then you never lived in my town. The girls here would eat Lindsay for breakfast and spit her out!

We’ve all seen Lohan in all her glory and by glory I mean her vagina and that doesn’t make us too privileged because she hands that shit out more than a suburban mom hands out candy on Halloween, but at least we’ve experienced it and that’s a lot better than always wondering what the fucker looks like.

I’ve gone over how much Lohan loves American Apparel and so do I, because girls don’t realize that every time they rock a pair of these tights, I can usually see their mounds and that may sound perverted, which it probably is, but I am not the one walking around in tights showing off my mound.

Lohan’s like a short ugly dude with a huge cock. On the surface motherfucker’s got nothing going on for him, because chicks hate short guys, but the second they get a girl drunk enough to sleep with them and destroy her sexually, she keeps coming back for more, despite how embarrassing it is to be seen walking down the street with the motherfucker.

I’ve been waiting for this news to come for the last few months: Lindsay Lohan is allegedly back on the bottle. Now if this is true, which it probably is, it’s only a matter of time before we get some out-of-control Lindsay Lohan behaviour. Maybe we’ll even finally get the chance to see Lindsay Lohan completely naked. You know, when she runs through all her money and is working the strip club circuit.

Lindsay Lohan surrendered to authorities at 10:30 a.m. Thursday morning at Los Angeles County’s Lynwood Jail and was released 84 minutes later at 11:54 a.m. Once again, overcrowding was cited for the early release. The jail time was a result of a high speed chase between Lindsay and her assistant and also for possession of a usable amount of cocaine.

What's this I see? Is Lindsay Lohan really wearing panties? WOW! Rehab actually worked. Who knew they treated public crotch flashing? Damn!

Looks like Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend finally figured out how to deal with the paparazzi. It’s all in the hand. A few waves of the middle finger and those dudes scatter like cockroaches. The really story here is Lindsay or more specifically how orange she is. Do you think if I bribe her with enough blow she’ll take me on a tour of the Chocolate Factory?

Now if these pictures don’t convince you that Lindsay Lohan should be out of rehab (sober of course), then you should take a closer look. Specifically at her top half. How else are we going to see Lohan stretching the hell out of a t-shirt if she’s stuck indoors?

Here’s Lindsay Lohan heading out for a night on the town looking like a respectable working girl. And when I say working girl, I mean whore. But a respectable whore nonetheless… I mean, check out those f-me boots: that’s real leather! You wouldn’t find that on some street walker.

Drunken Stepfather is nice to celebrities, as always:

Here are some pictures of Lohan's Big Fucking Tits in Utah where she's moving for some snowboarding dude she met in rehab, but I am sure it's just a phase and she'll relapse soon enough, let's just hope that relapse happens on my dick.

Remember that girl name Lindsay Lohan? Well, she's not leaving rehab this week despite rumors. Michael Lohan said he was going to spend some one-on-one time with her this week and the two were spotted leaving the Cirque Lodge in Utah, but she came right back. Lindsay is staying put and continuing therapy with her daddy.

That's quite a statement Lindsay Lohan is making. But what exactly does it mean? Is this for photographers or for fifteen year old girl idolizing her? Well, I think men will not pay attention to her message. We rather look about one or two feet below that.

Britney Spears vs. Lindsay Lohan special edition! We assess these damaged goods, and super-scientifically calculate who'll win in the race to the grave.

I never ended up seeing the Lohan movie “I Know Who Killed Me” because I don’t have money for that shit and because I don’t think anyone else did meaning it stayed in theaters for all of 3 weeks….but I am okay with watching the Lohan sex scene because I can only assume this is how she fucks in real life.

Here is the first picture to hit the Net of Lindsay Lohan off the grounds of her new rehab vacation at the Cirque Lodge.

According to TMZ, she was working out at Gold's Gym then bought a $20 bottle of spray-on tan and "several $16 dollar" trips to cook her cheetah skin in some tanning beds. I should go into how she should stop smoking, never leave the rehab center and just do some yoga in her room, and how she should not exacerbate the damage to her delicate ginger complexion, but I'm not here to preach.

A Los Angeles woman who was in a car that Lindsay Lohan is accused of chasing through city streets in July has sued the troubled actress, claiming her behaviour could have caused injury or death.

Tracie Rice is seeking unspecified damages for assault and infliction of emotional distress by the 21-year-old actress, who was arrested and accused of criminal drunken driving and drug possession after the pre-dawn chase.

But what remains unclear is, if this woman was anywhere near any of the streets where Lohan drove...

I guess this is what happens when you hide out too long: according to "sources close" to Lindsay Lohan, she's holed up in a Utah rehab clinic not necessarily because of a drug or alcohol addiction, but because she's attempting to hide a pregnancy.

A friend close to LiLo tells US Weekly that the star may not be in rehab, but may be hiding over a pregnancy. Another friend told OK! Magazine: "It wouldn't be the first time she had a pregnancy scare."

Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has just got meaner after sex snaps of her taken by Calum Best were nicked by a computer hacker. The actress has launched legal action to reclaim the naked pictures she claims were taken by kinky on-off lover Calum.

In an online message board she posts: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying they had the pictures Cal took of me naked. My lawyer knows about it. If I ever find out who broke into my computer, he's in big s#!t."

Lindsay's furious that naked pictures of her could appear on the net at any moment.

Well, it looks like all that talk about Lohan being a lesbo is pretty much true. She didn't just get the look, but somehow added 10 years to it.

It's almost like all that time spent chain smoking, binge drinking, and cum guzzling caught up with her in one fell swoop.

Lindsay Lohan might be avoiding the club scene in real life after more than a month in rehab, but onscreen, she's back to her wild girl ways.

The troubled actress has taken on the role of a pole dancer in the upcoming thriller, I Know Who Killed Me.

During filming, Lindsay said: "I've been in pole dancing lessons, every day for four hours. I have bruises all over. That's why I haven't worn shorts."

Lindsay Lohan is partying with friends and family and must be sober. There is no way that she told everyone to make sure to keep drinks inside the party so that the paparazzi don’t see booze in anyone’s hand.

It’s all a matter of protecting the machine that is Lohan and that means not outing the fact that girl just wants to have fun.

Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini while taking some time off of rehab to enjoy the beach like anyone who has an addiction and is supposed to be being treated would.

It’s like fuck counseling the sun is out, men with abs are waiting with booze and drugs at the Mailbu home, rehab can wait til it’s raining out.

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 21st birthday out of rehab with her friends and coke addicted mom in a bikini, when I was in rehab i was told to stay away from the enablers or old friends that didn’t want to make the same changes in their life as I had.

It meant dropping everyone I knew and partied with but I guess that rule doesn’t apply when the bitch who fed you cocaine when you were a teenager was your mom. The biggest supporter of the drug was the person you turned to for life advice. I don’t have proof of that shit, but I think it’s pretty obvious.

Just 48 hours after being arrested over a car crash in Los Angeles, Lindsay Lohan proved it hasn't deterred her from hard partying.

The 20-year-old was caught staggering out of exclusive LA nightclub Teddy's at 4.30am, and later passed out in the back of her chauffeur-driven car.

Wearing a grey hooded jacket, Lohan was seen falling to her knees and needed the help of her driver to make it to the vehicle.