Woman Fired For Giving 16 Cent Donut-hole To Baby

In the biggest Canadian story ever, Nicole Lilliman of London Ontario, was fired by Tim Horton's yesterday for giving a baby a Timbit:

Nicole Lilliman, canned for offering a free blob of dough to the child of a regular customer earlier this week, has been offered a job at another store by the company.

"I'm going to feel awkward, but I'm happy I have a job again," said Lilliman. "Yesterday, was hell. When I told my daughter I lost my job she started crying. She's only six, and she doesn't know, she said 'we won't have any food any more.'"

Poor little Timbit...