Jumping rope without rope?

8Apr2009 Filed under: wtf Author: Attu

Oh how I miss the days watching Mike and his Amazing Discoveries. All that great junk that was stuffed down our throats. Lucky for us there is the interwebs these days. And we have found the latest fad for you. Jumping rope without an actual rope. Especially for those fat ass americans who are too lazy to really learn how to jump rope.

10 Responses to “Jumping rope without rope?”

ChugsandJugs
April 8th, 2009 at 22:04

[...] Attuworld: Jumping without a rope or how to get fat and look retarded at the same time [...]
Juan
April 9th, 2009 at 04:20

Is this for real? Holy shit if it is.
Don Ameetchi
April 11th, 2009 at 12:14

That’s retarded. The whole point of actual rope is that if you try to cheat, it catches you…literally.

Worthless crap.
Anonymous
July 30th, 2009 at 18:47

…and might this be listed under the “new and improved futuristic technology”? somebody hand me my jumprope please.
Chrıs Anton
August 31st, 2009 at 23:36

Is this for real
unknown
October 8th, 2009 at 01:35

this is so retarded. why am i gonna pay a dim to jump on invisible rope when i can just get two thick pieces of wood and do the same. lol
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November 12th, 2009 at 02:34

The only advantage is that you can see how many calories you lose. Except that, it’s very, very stupid.
suckeru
November 20th, 2009 at 19:54

This is insanely stupid. But there are people out there who will buy this nonsense. The whole purpose of the rope is to master jumping it. It is difficult at first but when you get the hang of it it is an accomplishment. This device they are promoting is pointless.
Me
November 20th, 2009 at 20:17

That is really sad. I mean, I know jumping rope is hard, I know it takes alot of space, but COME ON. You don’t even need the blocks of wood, just jump up and down, or do jumping jacks. The stupidest moment is when they mention jumping isn’t neccesary. Just bounce up and down, that’ll work, AND defeat the purpose of jumping rope, all at the same time! Most of these people are jumping down at the same time the rope is supposed to hit the floor. They fail at INVISIBLE JUMPROPE. This is sadder than the commercial for that toothbrush that’s round instead of square.
unknown
January 2nd, 2010 at 20:41

people air rope when learning new tricks, but this just shows that they’re too lazy to learn to jump at all