If you would like to become the equivalent of a human pretzel, there’s a doctor who lives at the center of the equator that can help you. The first thing you have to do is find a pilot crazy enough to fly you directly over the intertropical convergence zone. Then you have to purchase an anti-intertropical convergence zone anti-tempurature parachute suit which costs over 10 million dollars. If you choose to make this epic journey and you survive the landing, make sure you say hi to Dr. Fluidia for me. He’s an extremely nice man and he makes the best chocolate beef cookies